Ozzy Osbourne is to metal what Michael Jackson is to nose jobs. He was the psychotic frontman for Black Sabbath. ' Nuff said.
Ozzy legends include accidentally biting the head off a live bat and intentionally snorting a line of ants.
"I would never urinate at the Alamo at 9 o' clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober." But drunk? Maybe.
Ozzy is still going strong, despite the fact that he was born nearly two hundred years ago.
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